Beard Humor Tank Top - "My Eyes Are Up Here" Red Beard Graphic

Light, breezy, and a little bit cheeky — this jersey tank carries a playful attitude without trying too hard. The front shows a bold orange beard silhouette with the line “MY EYES ARE UP HERE,” a wink that reads like an inside joke between friends at the beach, a summer barbecue, or a laid-back gym session. The back keeps things clean with a compact “AG / ABOVE GROUND” mark just below the neck. It drapes casually on the body, moves with you, and keeps the design center-stage — easy to layer under an open shirt or wear solo on hot days. Made and finished with quality details, it looks crisp wash after wash and keeps the vibe light and relaxed.<br/><br/>Product features<br/>- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)<br/>- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable, all-day comfort<br/>- Retail fit with side seams to maintain shape<br/>- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean edges and comfort<br/>- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements<br/><br/>Care instructions<br/>- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)<br/>- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed<br/>- Tumble dry: medium<br/>- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat<br/>- Do not dryclean<br/>