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Bearded Humor Sticker – “My Eyes Are Up Here” Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker

Bearded Humor Sticker – “My Eyes Are Up Here” Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker

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$3.99

Size: 3" × 3"

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A cheeky, beard-themed kiss-cut sticker that brings instant personality to laptops, journals, water bottle lids, and more. The design features a bright orange textured beard and mustache with the playful line “My eyes are up here” above, delivering a wink of humor without taking itself seriously. Printed on durable vinyl with vivid eco-solvent inks and a glossy finish, the sticker stands out with saturated color and crisp edges. Comes in white or transparent background options and multiple sizes to suit small gadgets or larger decor spots. Application is smooth and bubble-free, so the sticker sits flat and looks clean. Because it’s made for adult spaces, it works well in studios, home offices, and anywhere a little ironic charm is welcome.<br/><br/>Product features<br/>- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface<br/>- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive<br/>- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color<br/>- Smooth, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes<br/>- White or transparent background options; PNG design required<br/><br/>Care instructions<br/>- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.<br/>

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Our apparel is available in sizes S through 5XL depending on the product. Each product page shows the specific sizes available. We recommend checking the size chart on the product page for the best fit — our shirts tend to run true to size.
Most orders ship within 2-5 business days since our products are printed on demand. Standard shipping typically takes 5-12 business days after shipment. You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Since our products are printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for items that have been worn or washed. If your item arrives damaged or defective, we'll replace it at no cost.
Our t-shirts are made from premium ring-spun cotton or cotton-polyester blends for comfort and durability. Specific material details are listed on each product page. Our decals use high-quality vinyl that's weather-resistant and UV-protected. Blankets feature soft sherpa fleece.
Yes! We offer an exclusive military discount for active duty, veterans, and first responders. Visit our Military Discount page to verify your service and receive your discount code. We also offer a 10% welcome discount when you sign up for our email list.
Our products are designed in the USA by our veteran-owned team. Manufacturing is handled through our print-on-demand partners who use facilities in the United States and globally to ensure the fastest delivery times and highest quality standards.
For best results, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Avoid using bleach or fabric softeners on printed items. Turn garments inside out before washing to protect the print. For decals, apply to clean, dry surfaces and avoid pressure washing.
Yes — Above Ground Gear is proudly veteran-owned and operated under Above Ground Services LLC. Our founder is a military veteran who started this company to create premium patriotic apparel that honors service while supporting the veteran community.