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T-Shirt — 'Hurry Up and Wait' Military Sloth Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — 'Hurry Up and Wait' Military Sloth Graphic Tee

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$34.99

Size: 2XL

Color: Military Green

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Soft, breathable tee with a dark, gritty illustration of a relaxed tactical sloth cradling an assault rifle and the wry caption “HURRY UP AND WAIT.” The shirt carries a lived-in, soldierly vibe—warm browns and muted golds pop on the black fabric, giving the artwork a vintage, field-worn look. Wear it to signal dry humor and a patient, steady attitude during long waits, training days, or casual hangouts. The retail cut keeps the silhouette neat for layering under jackets or wearing solo. Tear-away label and ribbed collar add comfort; side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through many washes. Ethically made and REACH certified, with printing options that deliver crisp, detailed artwork on the chest and sleeve.<br/><br/>Product features<br/>- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable<br/>- Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape and side seams for long-lasting shape<br/>- High-detail chest and sleeve prints (DTF/DTG depending on provider) with vibrant colors<br/>- Tear-away label for reduced skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured<br/>- Blend options available for heathered colors; made from responsibly sourced blanks (Honduras)<br/><br/>Care instructions<br/>- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)<br/>- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed<br/>- Tumble dry: low heat<br/>- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat<br/>- Do not dryclean<br/>

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Our apparel is available in sizes S through 5XL depending on the product. Each product page shows the specific sizes available. We recommend checking the size chart on the product page for the best fit — our shirts tend to run true to size.
Most orders ship within 2-5 business days since our products are printed on demand. Standard shipping typically takes 5-12 business days after shipment. You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships. Free shipping is available on orders over $75.
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Since our products are printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for items that have been worn or washed. If your item arrives damaged or defective, we'll replace it at no cost.
Our t-shirts are made from premium ring-spun cotton or cotton-polyester blends for comfort and durability. Specific material details are listed on each product page. Our decals use high-quality vinyl that's weather-resistant and UV-protected. Blankets feature soft sherpa fleece.
Yes! We offer an exclusive military discount for active duty, veterans, and first responders. Visit our Military Discount page to verify your service and receive your discount code. We also offer a 10% welcome discount when you sign up for our email list.
Our products are designed in the USA by our veteran-owned team. Manufacturing is handled through our print-on-demand partners who use facilities in the United States and globally to ensure the fastest delivery times and highest quality standards.
For best results, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Avoid using bleach or fabric softeners on printed items. Turn garments inside out before washing to protect the print. For decals, apply to clean, dry surfaces and avoid pressure washing.
Yes — Above Ground Gear is proudly veteran-owned and operated under Above Ground Services LLC. Our founder is a military veteran who started this company to create premium patriotic apparel that honors service while supporting the veteran community.